Historic sights in San Antonio

Spike: Here we are at the... uhh... what is the name of this place?
Mike: Spike, you idiot! It's the Alamo!
Spike: Oh yeah, Remember the Alamo!

Spike: (gasps in horror) Manny, what have they done to you?
Mike: (shakes head) Spike, that's a Mastadon! Manny is a Wooly Mammoth.
Spike: Whew- I thought our friend had bit the big one!



Spike: Ah, the Buckhorn bar and museum! Nothing like a stiff one while surrounded by thousands of dead animals!
Mike: That's right! This place has thousands of animals on display
Spike: Taxidermy at its finest!