Monday, January 5, 2009

Flo Thinks about moving back South

Flo: Oh my, Mr. Spike! You never told me that Idaho gets all this snow. Ah declare! I don't think I can take much more of this cold and snow. I think I need to move back to 'Bama.

Spike: dear, dear, Flo... doesn't love conquer all? It won't be much longer before the weather shapes up. Why, last year, we only had to wait until June for the snow to stop. Heck, we're just mere months away from nice weather... well, that is, after the torrential downpours, followed by weeks of mud. Now, that I think about it, summer really doesn't come until the middle of July. But, my dear, never fear, you will definitely know that summer has arrived- one night, you will go to bed and it will be 40 degrees, the next morning when you wake up it will be 95. Of course, that only lasts a few months, then it's Halloween and back to the cold.
Flo: Dear, Mr. Spike, I would stick it out if I had something to keep me here. I love ya, babe, but you are just not enough. I need friends! I need shopping! I need to pah-r-tay!!! You gotta give me something more than just snow and ice!

Will Flo be able to withstand an Idaho winter? Will Spike be able to keep Flo entertained? Tune in next time to "Out of Idaho" to find out!

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