New Mexico Tales: Headed South

Mike: Todd's dad wanted to see more of New Mexico, so we headed south to Carlsbad Caverns. It was a long 5 hour drive! We went through Roswell.

Spike: Roswell? Isn't that where the aliens crashed?

Mike: Yup. We even visited the UFO museum. But, mostly Roswell is just another town.

Spike: Yeah, with creepy space aliens.

Mike: You don't actually believe in that stuff, do you?

Mike: This is the official Greeter of the museum.
Spike: He's creepy!
Mike: He's also not real, dumbass.

Mike: AH! They do exist!
Martian: AH! They do exist!

Martian: Now, THIS terrain is much better! Thanks for letting me tag along. That field in the desert was a total drag.
Spike: Hey, don't thank me- if I had my way, I'd report you to the military.
Mike: So, I just have a question. What's the deal with crop circles?
Martian: Oh, that. Well, since the crash, I haven't had a lot to do.
Mike: So, they're a result of your boredom?
Spike: Hey, I need an outlet for my creativity! I'm an artist, you know.
Mike and Spike: Whatevah.

Martian: Wow! We're mountain climbing! Just like home!
Spike: Nice try, green guy. This was at the Botanical Garden. It's just a fake rock.
Mike: Spike, be nice to him. He's homesick.
Spike: Give me a break.