Tales from New Mexico

Mike: Well, here we are in Albuquerque, New Mexico! Man, it was an ordeal getting here. Our first line of business was to get a brew.

Spike: No kidding. Talk about travel woes!

Mike: We left Spokane okay, but it was snowing in Denver, so that meant major delays. When we landed in Denver, we waited an hour to get off the plane. Then, our flight was delayed 1 1/2 hour, so our overlay was 4 1/2 hours instead of 3 hours. THEN, once we got on the plane, we waited for two hours to take off. This was when Eric threw up, and Anita was bound and determined to get off that plane! But, she calmed down and we stayed on it.

Spike: Dude, maybe this is why one should not travel in the winter.
Spike: How about that hotel?

Mike: Yeah, it was a dump. I knew we were in trouble when the shuttle bus had a sign that said "Best value in cyberspace."

Spike: And, there was even a gator that chased us around the bathroom.

Mike: Spike, you idiot! That was just a toy that Anita bought.

Spike: Yeah, but there WAS that fuzzy thing in the closet. It could've been a decomposing alligator body.

Mike: Spike, this is a desert! Besides, it was cleaned up by the maid.

Spike: An action shot of me bravely going after that alligator.

Mike: Give me a break! Do I have to tell you again that it was a TOY?

Spike: Maybe, but it was out to get me.
(Mike groans)


Spike: Here I am, conquering the Beast.

Mike: (groans again) Spike, was your egg dropped before you were born?

Spike: No, why?

Mike: Never mind.